Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier

Theatre Royal Haymarket

Available to 15 February 2025

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Book Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier tickets for one of the best stand up comedy shows in London

Returning to the stages of London, actor, comedian and Strictly Come Dancing winner Bill Bailey returns with his brand-new stand up show, Thoughtifier!

  • Date: 29th December 2024 - 15th February 2025
  • Age Guidance: 16+
  • Duration: TBC
  • Venue: Theatre Royal Haymarket, London, SW1Y 4HT

Known for his comedy and appearances on shows such as Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You and QI, book Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier tickets today and have them delivered instantly via email & SMS.

About Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier at The Theatre Royal Haymarket in London's West End

Thoughtifier - noun

  1. an intriguing device that can amplify the thoughts of a curious mind using music, channelled through a human instrument, known as Bill Bailey
  2. (colloquial) a person resembling Bill Bailey

In a time where supermarkets are employing self-service checkouts rather than humans, we're entering an era where humans might be made redundant, and many tasks have become more efficient using machines and technology. 

What better time to celebrate our flawed humanity? And what better guide to have than Bill Bailey?

Get ready to head on a journey through the error-strewn, distracted and sometimes magnificent history of human thought, and learn how it'll help us survive in this brave new world. 

Featuring discussions of important topics from whales, biophilia and unrequited love, Welcome to Thoughtifier!

“Amiable tinkering in the spaces between music, whimsy and sound… no one does it better." - The Guardian

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Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier run time is TBC

Bill Bailey: Thoughtifier is suitable for ages 16+

Yes, The Theatre Royal Haymarket is wheelchair-accessible. 

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