The Real Ones

Bush Theatre

Available to 26 October 2024

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Get tickets to The Real Ones, a funny and honest performance at the Bush Theatre in London!

“I love you. Like genuinely I love you. You’re a real one.”

The Real Ones, is a funny and honest love letter to platonic soulmates. The world premiere production comes from the team behind the Olivier Award-winning sensation, The P Word, reuniting writer Waleed Akhtar and director Anthony Simpson Pike!

What is The Real Ones about?

Best friends Zaid and Neelam shared a dream: get away, make it as playwrights, build a future where they’re free to be themselves. Together, always.

Years later, things are far from what they expected. Zaid’s life has kinda stalled – half out the closet, living at home and still chasing the dream. While Neelam’s has taken a completely different path, as she chooses to prioritise her own happiness.

As their lives pull further apart and a mess of things left unsaid hangs between them, it becomes less and less clear if they’ll ever find a way back to each other.

Don't miss out on this incredible performance, get your tickets now and have them delivered instantly via email and SMS!

7 Uxbridge Road,
Shepherd's Bush W12 8LJ
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How To Find Us

By Tube:

The nearest underground stations are Shepherd’s Bush Market (just 40 metres away) served by the Hammersmith & City and Circle lines.

Shepherd’s Bush (about 480 meters away) served by the Central line.

By Rail:

Shepherd’s Bush Overground station is a short 480-metre walk from the Bush Theatre.

Nearest national rail stations: Paddington (15 minutes away via the Hammersmith & City / Circle line).

King’s Cross, St Pancras, and Euston (all around 30 minutes away via the same lines).

Waterloo (approximately 35 minutes away—take the Jubilee line to Baker Street, then switch to the

Hammersmith & City / Circle lines westbound)

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Yes, guidance is ages 14+.

Yes! The building has level access to all floors and performance spaces.

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